ALICE: Boss, we have a problem. Some “Internet Privacy Rights Group” is calling for a boycott on our products.
THE BOSS: There’s always a group complaining. Let them rage, it matters not.
ALICE: That might have been true ten years ago, but we’re not as strongly positioned as we used to be. We have to pay attention to these things.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: That said, I have an interesting notion.
THE BOSS: You wish to sue them for violating our intellectual property?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: No, I wish to file criminal assault charges against them.
THE BOSS: Did they attack you?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Not me, the company.
THE BOSS: They assaulted the company?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: No, not really.
THE BOSS: But you can succeed in court?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Absolutely.
THE BOSS: Release the hounds!