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CUSTOMER: I’ve been playing UberQuest for seven weeks, nonstop.
CUSTOMER: During that time I lost my job, forgot my son’s birthday, and my wife left me. I haven’t bathed in weeks, and I only get up to get a soda or use the bathroom.
ALEX: Er… Sorry.
CUSTOMER: That’s OK! I’ve almost reached 40th level!