Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.
CUSTOMER: I’d like to give you money to not solve my problems.
ALEX: I… beg your pardon?
CUSTOMER: I’m having computer problems, so I wanted to give you money not to solve them. You can try to convince me it’s all my fault if you like.
ALEX: You want me to not solve your problem?
CUSTOMER: Isn’t that what you’re going to do anyway?
ALEX: Yes, but it’s usually not at he customer’s request.
CUSTOMER: I’m being proactive.
