ALICE: Hi, big brother! How’s it going?
ALEX: Apparently our DRM policies are making our customers so angry they’re turning to software piracy just to spite us.
ALEX: One guy was so angry he told me he was going to turn to maritime piracy because software piracy “wasn’t violent enough.”
ALICE: That’s a little extreme.
ALEX: He keeps sending me a pre-paid ticket for a Mediterranean cruise.