Comic Transcript
ALICE: Ubersoft is willing to be reasonable about this.
VOICE: That’s a good one.
ALICE: We are willing to let you license our intellectual property and allow you to continue selling your Android phone.
VOICE: Hmmm. An interesting offer. How much would it cost?
ALICE: Our rates are quite reasonable.
VOICE: …that doesn’t actually answer my question.
ALICE: We’re going to need copies of all your financial statements over the last three fiscal quarters.
