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If You Have To Ask You Don’t Want To Know

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Ubersoft is willing to be reasonable about this.

VOICE: That’s a good one.

ALICE: We are willing to let you license our intellectual property and allow you to continue selling your Android phone.

VOICE: Hmmm. An interesting offer. How much would it cost?

ALICE: Our rates are quite reasonable.

VOICE: …that doesn’t actually answer my question.

ALICE: We’re going to need copies of all your financial statements over the last three fiscal quarters.

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