Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at Ubersoft…
KING: Hey Phil. How’s tricks?
PHIL: We’re evacuating the building. I strongly suggest you take the rest of the day off.
KING: Um… OK. Why?
PHIL: You know that little problem we’ve been having with our laptop batteries?
KING: They explode.
PHIL: Right. And you know what steps we took in order to prevent a mass uprising of unrelenting legal action?
KING: Product recall of laptops using those batteries.
PHIL: Right.
PHIL: We have 700 returned laptops sitting in the next room.
KING: I think I’ll take a long lunch.
