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Assault And Batteries

Comic Transcript

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at Ubersoft…

KING: Hey Phil. How’s tricks?

PHIL: We’re evacuating the building. I strongly suggest you take the rest of the day off.

KING: Um… OK. Why?

PHIL: You know that little problem we’ve been having with our laptop batteries?

KING: They explode.

PHIL: Right. And you know what steps we took in order to prevent a mass uprising of unrelenting legal action?

KING: Product recall of laptops using those batteries.

PHIL: Right.

PHIL: We have 700 returned laptops sitting in the next room.

KING: I think I’ll take a long lunch.

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