Help Desk

Intercepted At The Door

Comic Transcript

VOICE: So if you don’t mind me asking, why are you suing us?

ALICE: Well you’re violating our intellectual property rights, so–

VOICE: No, I mean why us instead of Google? We’re using their operating system. We haven’t made any modifications to it, we’re just using the stock operating system they make available. So Google is the original offender. But you only seem to target people who use Android and you leave them alone.

ALICE: We’re not leaving them alone. We’ve encountered some… logistical challenges when it comes to delivering the summons.

TENTACLE MONSTER HANGING FROM THE CEILING: BELCH

FIRST GOOGLE ENGINEER: Ubersoft tried to serve us with papers again.

SECOND GOOGLE ENGINEER: Ah.

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