Help Desk

The Grand Unveiling

Comic Transcript

ALICE: For years we’ve suffered loss after loss from Google. These days their name is synonymous with the Internet — it’s almost as commonplace “web.” We needed to find a name for our product that challenged that dominance head on.

ALICE: Let me introduce you to the new name of Ubersoft’s online search engine… a name that will once again make us the dominant force on the Internet.

ALICE: Gentlemen, I present to you “Ubersoft Doink.”

(Silence.)

ALICE: You know, when I say it out loud —

KING: No, I really think you’re on to something here.

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