ALICE: For years we’ve suffered loss after loss from Google. These days their name is synonymous with the Internet — it’s almost as commonplace “web.” We needed to find a name for our product that challenged that dominance head on.
ALICE: Let me introduce you to the new name of Ubersoft’s online search engine… a name that will once again make us the dominant force on the Internet.
ALICE: Gentlemen, I present to you “Ubersoft Doink.”
ALICE: You know, when I say it out loud —
KING: No, I really think you’re on to something here.