We Buried A Great Evil In The Backyard

We Buried A Great Evil In The Backyard
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MARK: Well… that was interesting.

ALEX: Or not.

PHIL: Oh, hey Alex. You look like you’re feeling better.

ALEX: Since I’m not actively defending myself from a rabid paperclip trying to tear the flesh from my bones, I’d have to agree that I’m feeling better.

PHIL: Well I have good news about that.

MARK: Do tell.

PHIL: I took the bucket Mark trapped the mini Evil Binky in and filled it with concrete. Then I took some of the programmers with me and we buried that thing out back. We’ll never have to worry about that paperclip ever again.

ALEX: You realize that by saying “we’ll never have to worry about the paperclip ever again,” you’re practically guaranteeing that we will, in fact, have to worry about it again.

(Silence.)

PHIL: Oops.

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