The Reluctant Messenger

Comic Transcript

THE BOSS (RIAA): Ah, there you are. You have come to report on the success of our efforts to thwart Internet Piracy.

RIAA LAWYER: Uh… well, no.

THE BOSS (RIAA): You have not come to tell me that SOPA and PIPA were both passed by our allies in Congress?

RIAA LAWYER: You haven’t heard the news? It’s all over the Internet.

THE BOSS (RIAA): The Internet is a detestable place. I will not use it until I own it. now, tell me about our glorious victory.

(Silence.)

THE BOSS (RIAA): Well?

RIAA LAWYER: I’ll come back tomorrow.

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