THE BOSS (RIAA): Ah, there you are. You have come to report on the success of our efforts to thwart Internet Piracy.
RIAA LAWYER: Uh… well, no.
THE BOSS (RIAA): You have not come to tell me that SOPA and PIPA were both passed by our allies in Congress?
RIAA LAWYER: You haven’t heard the news? It’s all over the Internet.
THE BOSS (RIAA): The Internet is a detestable place. I will not use it until I own it. now, tell me about our glorious victory.
THE BOSS (RIAA): Well?
RIAA LAWYER: I’ll come back tomorrow.