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THE BOSS: How can we fix this problem?
ADALAI FOULE: I fear the problem is too large to solve on your own. I suggest you go to the Federal Government and petition them for a bailout.
THE BOSS (SCO): We have already done this.
THE BOSS: You have?
THE BOSS (SCO): Yes. We restructured our company and became a bank that owns the assets of our original company.
THE BOSS: Did it work?
THE BOSS (SCO): It did. We have received bailout money.
THE BOSS: And?
THE BOSS (SCO): Due to the current economic downturn we refuse to loan any of it to ourselves.