Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Are you all right?
BOSS: No. I am not.
BOSS: I have… lost my evil, Viktor… I do not know what happened, but very time I try to think evil thoughts… they do not come. All weekend I have tried to come up with a dastardly thought, and I have failed. The evil is… gone.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Impossible. You’re the single most evil creature I know.
BOSS: Thank you. That is kind of you.
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: You just thanked me.
BOSS: Apologies. I am not myself.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: You just apologized.
BOSS: I need help!
