Comic Transcript
BOSS: No… I must not allow myself to be distracted by the simple pleasures inherent in employee torment. As an evil mastermind it is my duty to add to the suffering of this world as a whole. It would be selfish of me to restrict that malice to people who have no choice but to endure it.
BOSS: So I must come up with a plan… a SINISTER plan that will cause the world to TREMBLE before me… to fall at my feet and beg for mercy! mercy that will be withheld for all eternity!
(Silence.)
BOSS: Alas. I lack feet.
