Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at SCO
THE BOSS (SCO): This economic crisis is exactly what we need to restore our company’s greatness!
SCO LAWYER: It is?
THE BOSS (SCO): It is. The current environment will allow us to recoup most of our losses and once again pursue our quest to won the Linux kernel source code.
SCO LAWYER: What are we going to do?
THE BOSS (SCO): Declare ourselves a bank and apply for Federal bailout.
