The Infernal Optimist

Comic Transcript

JIM WASHINGTON: Desperation and despair are the buzzwords of the day as the global economy staggers under the ever-decreasing value of stock.

JIM WASHINGTON: The markets are plummeting; companies previously held in high regard are now seeing the values of their shares dwindle away to nothing. In short, there is little in todays market that any sane businessman can find even remotely encouraging.

NEWS TICKER: BREAKING: Ubersoft denies responsibility for stock market crash :: “We think they use Linux” says spokesman.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile at SCO

BOSS (SCO): Our stock is competitive once again!

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