ALICE: What are you doing here?
JAKE NERO: What do you mean, what am I doing here? I’m here for the next scene.
ALICE: You mean nobody told you?
JAKE NERO: Told me what?
ALICE: You’ve been forked.
JAKE NERO: … what?
ALICE: You’re taking too much time to draw for a Monday through Friday comic, so you’re being moved to your own feature. You’ll be updated whenever the Cartoonist finishes drawing you.
JAKE NERO: I was afraid something like this would happen.
ALICE: Oh, come on. It’s not so bad.
JAKE NERO: Oh yeah? When was the last time Kernel Panic updated?
ALAN: That is an excellent question.