SCOTT: I’m doomed.
UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: You’re not doomed. However, for your protection we’re going to move you to a more secure location.
UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: We’ve built a subterranean facility a few hundred feet beneath this building for exactly these kinds of misunderstandings. You’ll be kept in a comfortable — one might even say opulent — room with a magnificent shark aquarium.
SCOTT: … shark aquarium?
UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: You’ll be surrounded by an elite force of armed guards, attack dogs and killer robots.
SCOTT: … killer robots?
UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Of course the fluffy white cat is standard issue.
UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: In case you get lonely.
SCOTT: I’m going home.