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SCOTT: I don’t know why I let you guys talk me into this.

UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Don’t worry.

UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: You’ll be fine.

SCOTT: Funny, I don’t FEEL fine. I feel like I’m being set up as a scapegoat so Mr. Slade will off me and leave everyone else alone.

UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Nonsense.

UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: You don’t look anything like a villain.

SCOTT: I’m wearing a sinister robe covered in equally sinister arcane runes!

UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Well, all right, you have a point. But action heroes never judge a book by its cover.

SCOTT: Yes they do. That’s pretty much ALL They do.

UNNAMED BLUE-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Scott has a point. That’s why they never expect the best friend whose girlfriend is being held hostage to betray them in the second-to-last scene.

UNNAMED RED-ROBED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE (Whispering): Not helping…

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