Comic Transcript
SCOTT (Thinking): Well. Here I am, in the most secure part of the underground lair beneath the Google campus, waiting for this mess to blow over so I can go home.
SCOTT (Thinking): Calm down, Scott. You’re going to be fine! You’re just overreacting. The chance that a bona-fide part-time action hero would really decide to come after you, of all people, is so small as to be –
(Sounds of gunfire, crashing, and someone screaming.)
(Massive explosion.)
SCOTT (Thinking): That could be anything.
UNNAMED GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Evacuate the building!
