Comic Transcript
UNNAMED GOOGLE WORKER 1: This is nothing to worry about, Scott.
SCOTT: …but he said we were villains! And that he was coming here! To hurt people! Maybe me!
UNNAMED GOOGLE WORKER 1: We’re not villains, Scott.
UNNAMED GOOGLE WORKER 2: We’re a company who adheres to the laws of the countries we do business in, especially for criminal investigations. We have no control over how these countries operate.
SCOTT: So I’m going to be OK?
UNNAMED GOOGLE DEVELOPER 1: May I fall down dead otherwise.
(CEILING picks up UNNAMED GOOGLE DEVELOPER 1.)
CEILING: *SPLORT*
UNNAMED GOOGLE DEVELOPER 2: …Technically he fell up.
(CEILING drops UNNAMED GOOGLE DEVELOPER 1.)
CEILING: *THUD*
UNNAMED GOOGLE DEVELOPER 2: Nevermind.
