ALEX: What are you doing? If the Boss catches you using Linux in the office —
KING: Relax. Mark ran OS/2 on his PC for years and nobody ever found out. And this distribution of Linux looks exactly like XP in nearly every way.
MONK: Yeah, well, Mark switched from OS/2 to Linux.
ALEX: So after that he was branded a “Linux Terrorist” by the Federal Government and is currently working on a classified project at a secure facility in an undisclosed location in exchange for being taken off the “No-Fly” List.
KING: See? The Boss didn’t do a thing.