ANDY (GOOGLE DEVELOPER): Look, Scott, why don’t we table the question of Google’s moral character until after we finish this interview. I still have a few more of our tests to administer.
SCOTT: Oh, very well.
ANDY: Great. The rest of the tests will be presented in the form of incredibly complex questions that will require a great deal of thought. First Question:
SCOTT: The answer is “An Orbital Death Ray.”
ANDY: …how did you know that?
SCOTT: When I first started working at Ubersoft, one of my co-workers told me that any time one of our evil managers asked me a question all I had to do was say “An Orbital Death Ray” and they’d be happy with the answer.
ANDY: …Second Question:
SCOTT: The answer is “An Orbital Death Ray”
ANDY: Stop doing that!