The Offer

Comic Transcript

ANDY (GOOGLE DEVELOPER): Scott, we’re very impressed with you. We’d like you to start work immediately.

SCOTT: Well–

ANDY: –I know you have some concerns about working for us — moral and ethical concerns — but I can promise you two things:

ANDY: First, we care very deeply about supporting our customers, and your job here will be to actually provide technical support, not to obfuscate, lie, or make excuses about shoddy software.

ANDY: Second, as a signing bonus we are prepared to give you an iPhone.

(SCOTT shown in yellow Google garb, decked out in “evil runes”)

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