ANDY (GOOGLE DEVELOPER): Scott, we’re very impressed with you. We’d like you to start work immediately.
ANDY: –I know you have some concerns about working for us — moral and ethical concerns — but I can promise you two things:
ANDY: First, we care very deeply about supporting our customers, and your job here will be to actually provide technical support, not to obfuscate, lie, or make excuses about shoddy software.
ANDY: Second, as a signing bonus we are prepared to give you an iPhone.
(SCOTT shown in yellow Google garb, decked out in “evil runes”)