Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Yes, we have a slight problem.
ALEX: What is the nature of your problem?
CUSTOMER: It seems we have a large amount of email on our servers that might be legally… embarrassing.
ALEX: Don’t panic. Open Ubersoft LookOut!’s email administration panel and click on the “Tools” menu.
CUSTOMER: OK.
ALEX: From the “Tools” menu, click “Filters.” When the Filters window appears, check the “Display Legally Embarrassing Emails” checkbox, then click “OK.”
CUSTOMER: OK.
ALEX: Now click “Select All Emails,” then click the big red button on the far right.
CUSTOMER: You mean the one that says “Lose Email?”
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.
