Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Now that I’ve managed to actually reach a live person… Tell me exactly what the heck is going on.
ALEX: All right. It seems you’ve been classified as a “Trouble Customer,” and you’ve been transferred to the “TC Queue” every time you call in.
CUSTOMER: A Trouble Customer? What the heck is that?
ALEX: It’s someone who drains comapny resources by being too demanding, ro by asking questions that are deemed “inappropriate.”
CUSTOMER: I see. For future reference, what questions are considered “inappropriate?”
ALEX: I’ll check.
(ALEX types at his computer.)
ALEX: All of them.