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(In a completely darkened room.)
MARK: Ohhh… My head.
ALEX (Off-panel): He’s awake.
MARK: Hey… What’s going on? Why am I tied to this chair!
ALEX (Off-panel): This is for your own good, Mark.
MARK: What is?
ALEX (Off-panel): This is. This is an intervention, Mark. We’re getting you the help you need, whether you want it or not. someone turn on the light.
(A clicking sound, as a single light shines down on the vacantly-grinning MARK like a spotlight.)
MARK: I’m a star!
ALEX (Off-panel): Someone turn off the light.