Comic Transcript
ALEX: Hello?
CUSTOMER: Don’t hang up!
ALEX: Who is this?
CUSTOMER: It’s a paying customer is who it is, and I’ve been trying to get help with one of your programs! But for some reason when I dial the help desk number I get transferred to a recording that emits an unbearably loud squeal.
ALEX: How did you get this number?
CUSTOMER: Not telling.
ALEX: Why not?
CUSTOMER: Because it works! Any time someone tells you guys about something that works you wind up taking it away.
