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FED: What are you doing?
ALEX: Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit.
FED: I demand that you release me at once!
ALEX: We’re going to give you the opportunity to determine once and for all whether or not UberQuest is addictive.
MARK: OK, it’s ready.
ALEX: Fire it up, boys!
FED: You won’t get away with this! My absence will be noticed! They’ll just send others in my place! I’ll… I’ll… I’ll…
FED’S COMPUTER: Welcome to UberQuest!
(The FED whimpers.)