Comic Transcript
FED: You’re the group that tested UberQuest during development?
ALEX: That’s us.
FED: Hm. I confess I don’t see any tell-tale signs of addiction, but that could mean you’re so far in you’ve learned to hide all the obvious tells. I’m going to have to ask you a few questions.
ALEX: All right.
FED: Do you feel that your schedule interferes with your desire to play this game?
ALEX: You’re about to find out.
(Silence.)
FED: Beg pardon?
ALEX: Monk, set up the computer Mark, get the rope.