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CUSTOMER: I’m getting very concerned about the number of viruses “out there” on the Internet. How can I be sure that my machine is protected?
ALEX: Ubersoft is also concerned about the potential threat of viruses, and we are working with PC hardware manufacturers to provide creative solutions to this problem.
CUSTOMER: Do you have any yet?
ALEX: Well, every PC comes with a built-in protected mode. When activated, it enters a completely secure state that makes it invulnerable to viruses and worms of every kind.
CUSTOMER: You’re talking about turning the PC off, aren’t you?
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft Tech Support, and have a nice day.