SCOTT: I heard management talking about something kind of funny today.
ALEX: Uh-huh.
SCOTT: Well, you know, with the job market as bad as it is, apparently some people are going to extreme lengths to get a job.
ALEX: Extreme?
SCOTT: Yeah. Apparently, one guy even offered to work for free — at least, offered to be paid only in stock options, which are right about useless these days.
ALEX: Are you serious?
SCOTT: Yeah.
ALEX: No salary at all?
SCOTT: Nope.
ALEX: That’s insane.
SCOTT: That’s what I’d call it. Management, however, is calling it “breathtakingly innovative.”
ALEX: Uh-oh…
