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ALICE: C’mon, Alex… You know better than to believe anything released in an internal memo.
ALEX: I know to ignore press releases, but…
ALICE: Internal memos ARE press releases.
ALICE: We know someone is going to leak them to the press anyway, so when we want the press to really BELIEVE something, we just distribute it as an internal memo.
ALEX: I see. And they haven’t caught on yet?
ALEX: Right, sorry. Stupid question.