Category : Help Desk
Examining the Settlement
"To better understand the historic settlement between the Department of Justice and Ubersoft Corporation, I've asked Viktor Schreck, Chief in-House Counsel for Ubersoft, to explain...
Breaking News
"We interrupt our currently running broadcast with news concerning the DOJ v. Ubersoft 'Unholy Business Practices' lawsuit."...
Beta Testing, Day Two (COntinued)
"Try and stay calm, and we'll figure out something on this end."...
Beta Testing, Day Two
"I'm having a few issues with this DNA-Keyed ID Card beta program."...
Beta Testing, Day One
"OK, time to test this stupid ID card."...
Consumer Monitoring
"On Monday you will receive your new ID card."...
What Happens When You Forget To Duck
"This DNA-Keyed ID card project will place us on the threshold of a new age at Ubersoft..."...
A Very, Very, Very Bad Idea
"For years we have been using cookies to track every action our customers take when they are on the web..."...
A Very, Very Bad Idea
"I don't think the public is quite ready to embrace a new and invasive technology like a DNA-keyed identity card."...
A Very Bad Idea
"People want to feel safe, Alex."...