Comic Transcript
BOSS: On Monday you will receive your new ID card. you will use it with every purchase you make. On Friday our database and analysis software will examine your buying habits, compare it to where you have gone over the last five days, and determine whether or not you are a terrorist.
ALEX: But we already know that I’m NOT a terrorist.
BOSS: Actually, since we hired you before we required that potential hires submit to a full background check, I don’t even know if Alex is your real name.
