Comic Transcript
BARRY: That didn’t work.
MALE UBERTHUG #1: Poor Perkins…
MALE UBERTHUG #2: Hopefully the skin grafts take this time.
PHIL: So now that we knwo the direct approach doesn’t work, does anyone have any idea how to open this thing?
FEMALE UBERTHUG: What about the REALLY direct approach?
PHIL: What are you talking about?
FEMALE UBERTHUG: High explosive charges.
PHIL: Just once I’d like to come up with a plan that doesn’t end with something getting blown up.
(Pause.)
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Why?
PHIL: I don’t know, I just felt obligated to say it.
