Misplaced Enthusiasm

Comic Transcript

PHIL: OK, you know why you’re here.

FEMALE UBERTHUG: Actually, we don’t. Why are we here?

PHIL: The Boss wants us to figure out how to open this box. I called security because we need someone to try to open it the traditional way to see what happens.

FEMALE UBERTHUG: I see.

FEMALE UBERTHUG: Perkins!

PERKINS (Wearing a green hazmat suit and carrying fireplace tongs): Hello hazard pay!

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