Nevermind The Lever, Break Out The Fuse

Comic Transcript

BARRY: That didn’t work.

MALE UBERTHUG #1: Poor Perkins…

MALE UBERTHUG #2: Hopefully the skin grafts take this time.

PHIL: So now that we knwo the direct approach doesn’t work, does anyone have any idea how to open this thing?

FEMALE UBERTHUG: What about the REALLY direct approach?

PHIL: What are you talking about?

FEMALE UBERTHUG: High explosive charges.

PHIL: Just once I’d like to come up with a plan that doesn’t end with something getting blown up.

(Pause.)

FEMALE UBERTHUG: Why?

PHIL: I don’t know, I just felt obligated to say it.

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