Help DeskA Matter UnresolvedC. B. Wright14 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright14 September 20071 August 20220 "...and after that, it broke up into all its component boxes and they all floated off in different directions."...
Help DeskUnexpected Legal RamificationsC. B. Wright13 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright13 September 20071 August 20220 "What is going on here?"...
Help DeskDistracted By TechnobabbleC. B. Wright12 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright12 September 20071 August 20220 "Its size is increasing exponentially!"...
Help DeskEldritch SingularityC. B. Wright11 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright11 September 20071 August 20220 "What is it doing?"...
Help DeskBetter The Devil You Don’t KnowC. B. Wright10 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright10 September 20071 August 20220 "Stay back! I mean it!"...
Help DeskThings Go WrongC. B. Wright7 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright7 September 20071 August 20220 "Does this thing make anyone else nervous?"...
Help DeskNevermind The Lever, Break Out The FuseC. B. Wright6 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright6 September 20071 August 20220 "That didn't work."...
Help DeskMisplaced EnthusiasmC. B. Wright5 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright5 September 20071 August 20220 "OK, you know why you're here."...
Help DeskEscalationC. B. Wright4 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright4 September 20071 August 20220 "Putting aside the fact that you've created a software box out of the distilled remains of pure evil,* our customers can't figure out how to...
Help DeskOne Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Evil BoxC. B. Wright30 August 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright30 August 20071 August 20220 "Is it still there?"...