Help DeskAcceptable ConsequencesC. B. Wright19 June 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright19 June 20141 August 20220 "Your Honor, our data collection process is unbelievably complicated."...
Help DeskThe Other ArgumentC. B. Wright18 June 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright18 June 20141 August 20220 "The court system relies on evidence to function properly, sir."...
Help DeskDubious PrecedentC. B. Wright17 June 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright17 June 20141 August 20220 "I see the first order of business is a motion filed by the NSA to overturn a previous ruling."...
Help DeskObviously BiasedC. B. Wright16 June 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright16 June 20141 August 20220 "...it seems I am not the first Judge to review this case."...
Help DeskDoing What They Do BestC. B. Wright13 June 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright13 June 20141 August 20220 "I absolutely refuse to refer to the claimants a 'A Bunch of Smelly Hippies.'"...
Help DeskNo Punchline TodayC. B. Wright11 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright11 February 20141 August 20220 "Obviously the creation of a surveillance state has many tantalizing possibilities for the computer industry."...
Help DeskNight And DayC. B. Wright7 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright7 February 20141 August 20220 "Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions."...
Help DeskTriple SecretC. B. Wright6 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright6 February 20141 August 20220 "We are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals."...
Help DeskThe Cabal MeetsC. B. Wright27 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright27 January 20141 August 20220 "I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer Industry Cabal..."...
Help DeskThe New Myers-BriggsC. B. Wright24 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright24 January 20141 August 20220 "You created all the memes?"...