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Acceptable Consequences

“Your Honor, our data collection process is unbelievably complicated.”

“The court system relies on evidence to function properly, sir.”

“I see the first order of business is a motion filed by the NSA to overturn a previous ruling.”

“…it seems I am not the first Judge to review this case.”

“I absolutely refuse to refer to the claimants a ‘A Bunch of Smelly Hippies.'”

“Obviously the creation of a surveillance state has many tantalizing possibilities for the computer industry.”

“Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions.”

“We are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals.”

“I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer Industry Cabal…”

“You created all the memes?”

Comic Transcript FED: Morning, Mark. How's it going so far? MARK: I'm going through your "three hops of surveillance" data.…

Comic Transcript THE BOSS: I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer…