Acceptable Consequences
"Your Honor, our data collection process is unbelievably complicated."...
Tag : Feds
The Other Argument
"The court system relies on evidence to function properly, sir."...
Dubious Precedent
"I see the first order of business is a motion filed by the NSA to overturn a previous ruling."...
Obviously Biased
"...it seems I am not the first Judge to review this case."...
Doing What They Do Best
"I absolutely refuse to refer to the claimants a 'A Bunch of Smelly Hippies.'"...
No Punchline Today
"Obviously the creation of a surveillance state has many tantalizing possibilities for the computer industry."...
Night And Day
"Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions."...
Triple Secret
"We are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals."...
The Cabal Meets
"I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer Industry Cabal..."...
The New Myers-Briggs
"You created all the memes?"...