Comic Transcript
FED: Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions. This will all blow over in a year.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BINKY (STEVE): I agree with G’oo’gl.
FED: … you agree with “don’t be evil?”
THE BOSS: That is not what G’oo’gl said.
FED: That’s what I heard.
THE BOSS: Human ears cannot detect the full range of G’oo’gl’s voice. Apparently what humans can hear always sounds like a moral imperative.
FED: Oh, so it’s like when we say “we don’t spy on our own citizens,” people in our line of work understand that we’re using industry jargon which makes the distinction technically correct but practically irrelevant.
THE BOSS: It is almost nothing like that.
FED: Then let’s move on.