KING: Good news, sir. Now that we’ve cleared your browser cache I’m now satisfied that you’ve cleared your browser cache.
CUSTOMER: How is this good news?
KING: It means I can now recommend other courses of action that may solve your problem.
CUSTOMER: Uh-huh. Are you about to tell me to try rebooting my machine?
KING: No sir, I’m not going to do that.
CUSTOMER: Are you sure? Because that’s from the same stupid playbook as your cache-clearing thing.
KING: No sir, I absolutely am not going to ask you to do that.
KING: OK, I actually am going to tell ask you to do that.
CUSTOMER: I knew it!