ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.
ACLU: This is the ACLU.
ALEX: Er… hi.
ACLU: Look, are you guy serious about this First Amendment legal defense thing? I mean, you guys are just joking, right?
ALEX: No, as far as I know we’re honestly countersuing you for violating our First Amendment rights.
ACLU: I want to state, for the record, that I find this kind of legal maneuvering deeply and morally offensive.
ACLU: That said, I have to admit from a tactical perspective it’s kind of neat.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.