A Reluctant Admission

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking.

ACLU: This is the ACLU.

ALEX: Er… hi.

ACLU: Look, are you guy serious about this First Amendment legal defense thing? I mean, you guys are just joking, right?

ALEX: No, as far as I know we’re honestly countersuing you for violating our First Amendment rights.

ACLU: I want to state, for the record, that I find this kind of legal maneuvering deeply and morally offensive.

(Silence.)

ACLU: That said, I have to admit from a tactical perspective it’s kind of neat.

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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