VIKTOR SCHRECK: It’s done. The FCC has apparently decided to regulate the Internet as a utility, instead of treating it as a service.
THE BOSS: Interesting.
THE BOSS: This does not, at present, affect our core services, so it is of no immediate concern to me. It must be very troubling to the large ISPs, through. I wonder how they will react.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, I know what course of action I’d recommend.
JIM WASHINGTON: This just in: Comcast is suing the FCC for engaging in anticompetitive practices.
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