BAILIFF: Next on the docket, Your Honor: Comast v. FCC.
JUDGE: What? What did the FCC do?
COMCAST LAWYER: Well… nothing yet. Actually.
JUDGE: Who are you, sir?
COMCAST LAWYER: I’m Counsel for Comcast.
JUDGE: I see. So if the FCC has done “nothing yet,” by your own admission, exactly why are you filing suit?
COMCAST LAWYER: Because they’re going to vote to regulate th Internet as a utility under their Title II authority.
COMCAST LAWYER: And we really don’t want them to.