Comic Transcript
FED #1: Ah, Mark. Good. Just the man we were looking for.
FED #2: We were afraid you’d left for the day.
MARK: … it’s 10:30 in the morning.
FED #1: Yes, well. Government contractors are a fickle lot.
FED #2: Which segues nicely into why we’re here.
FED #1: It seems lately some contractors have taken certain… liberties with information they’ve been given access to.
FED #2: Reporting it to unauthorized parties. Putting our nation at risk.
FED #1: Our job is to ensure the rest of our contractors are not liabilities.
FED #2: For that reason you’re going to have to be vetted.
MARK: I’ve already been vetted.
FED #1: You’re going to have to be vetted again.
FED #2: Re-vetted. It’s a new and improved vetting process.
MARK: I’m going to wish I’d left at 10:15, aren’t I?
FED #1: We need you to sign a few waivers before we begin.
FED #2: Please make sure your emergency contact list is up to date.
