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Precautionary Measures

Comic Transcript

FED #1: Mark, before we begin I just want to thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation during the re-vetting process.

FED #2: We realize this is inconvenient, but given certain lapses in judgment from parties who will remain nameless, we’re forced to re-evaluate every asset in our community.

FED #1: I don’t think this will take very long, but I apologize for the inconvenience. Do you have any questions?

MARK: Why am I tied to this chair?

FED #2: It’s for your protection and ours.

MARK: How does it protect you?

FED #1: Well, if the vetting process revealed that you were, for example, a spy working for a foreign power, it would prevent you from using your lethal hand-to-hand training against us.

MARK: How does it protect me?

FED #2: Mostly it’s for our protection.

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