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JIM WASHINGTON: Binky copied? Chaos erupts as a new anthropomorphic helper is unleashed on the world from an unexpected source: Google.

JIM WASHINGTON: “Jingles, the Cheerful Google Notification Bell” was formally unveiled by the search giant, drawing immediate comparisons to “Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paperclip.” Our industry expert is here to tell us the only possible outcome from this unexpected development.

INDUSTRY EXPERT: Apple must sue!

NEWS TICKERTAPE: Breaking: Bank spokesman defends using Federal bailout money to lobby government for more bailout money. “We like getting money,” spokesman says.

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Virovac 21 April 2021 at 1:54 AM

Tickertape:”Bank spokesman defends using Federal bailout money to lobby government for more bailout money. “We like getting money,” spokesman says.

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C. B. Wright 22 April 2021 at 10:30 AM

Updated. Thanks!

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