Comic Transcript
ALEX: Far be it from me to tell you what to do, but don’t you think actively seeking out and installing malware on your machine – on purpose – might be a bad idea?
CUSTOMER: Eh. Not really.
ALEX: But even if it increases your machine’s performance, it’s also collecting data about you and transmitting it to someone you know nothing about.
CUSTOMER: Just like Facebook. And Google. And every banner ad on the Internet.
ALEX: You could be sending it your credit card numbers.
CUSTOMER: I send Ubersoft my credit card numbers all the time. And you guys make my computer CRASH.
