Comic Transcript
ALICE: Well Boss, this new virus is becoming very popular among our end users. Apparently they’re willing to put up with a little identity theft in exchange for a fast, stable system.
THE BOSS: This must not continue.
THE BOSS: User satisfaction — or lack thereof — must always be our top priority. I am taking immediate steps to solve this problem.
CUSTOMER: Ubersoft bought the virus?
ALEX: And we’re adding DRM.