FED: Your Honor, the only way to protect people in this complicated age of information is to make sure the Government has access to all of it.
JUDGE: All of what?
FED: The information, Your Honor. We need access to all the information, everywhere, at all times.
JUDGE: What do you do with this information?
FED: We analyze it for threats.
JUDGE: What kind of threats are we talking about?
FED: Well, terrorists primarily. But also copyright infringers and Lolcats.